In Vista's opinion, her weekend might have been even more exciting than mine. She got to hang out with her cousins, chase a bird that got into the house around the kitchen, ate full servings of Chinese take-out while I was away from the car for twenty minutes on the way back, and then played herself into a coma with a surprise canine houseguest. Heck, the cat even let her love on him a little.
My dog is a freak of nature.
Wu's beef with broccoli. I had plans for that food, Vista. Eating plans.